Your Betchy Weekly Horoscopes February 20 -2 6th


It’s kind of surprising, but you’re going to have like way more exuberance towards life this week. You might be jacked on the idea of a new romantic prospect or just really looking forward to spring or some shit. It’s OK to care about stuff the coming week. Getting your hopes up only a bit is going to serve you well. You’re not in a place to have all your hopes and dreamings get crushed, unless you picked genuinely poorly in your draftthen you might be SOL by Monday night.


You’re not a popcorn hoe, but you do have some notions popping up the coming week in that cute little head of yours. Don’t be afraid to start talking about your new innovations; someone higher up than you is going to like what they hear and present you with a great opportunity to put those ideas into plans and actions. Keep your head on a swivel on Wednesday, though. A Taylor Swift-level snake is trying to sabotage you somehow. Worst of all, you thought this betch was a solid part of your squad. Damn


The first part of the week is actually appearing fairly peachy for you, but be cautious midweek as somebody you’re definitely pretty close to is trying to steal some of your good vibes. There’s a power struggle in store with person you consider to be an equal, but obvi they see you as kind of a threat. I mean, can you blame them? No. Maybe a sorority sister or coworker is trying to grab some authority over you. Just charm you way out of it because it’s genuinely not worth engaging. Don’t try to put them in your place; your shivering demeanor will inspire someone else to come to your defense.


You definitely consider yourself pretty woke, but this week it’s time to step out of your convenience zone. We know your socials aren’t really a sounding board, they’re more of an echo chamber because you’ve already unfollowed everyone you don’t agree with. Take a sec the coming week to talk to someone or read something( that isn’t #fakenews) that presents a different perspective. Someone really important is going to be impressed by your educated and reasonable sentiment the next time a controversial topic is brought up.


The Leo betch has been having a lawsuit of the struggles this year, but this is the month you really are beginning to crawl out of that patter and reclaim your status as Queen. It’s generally not your style, but it’s okay to bide low-key the coming week and not let that inner lion thunder. Everyone else is various kinds of preoccupied will all the political disagreement. You’ll be rewarded for not joining in on the conversation. Have an opinion for sure, just don’t voice it while everybody else is super eager to bite your head off no matter what you say.


You’re still in that shitty period of time where you need more sleep. Sure, “youre supposed to” feel like a lame ass at home catching up on your zzz’s while everybody else is out acting like they’re having a good time. Actually, staying home is serving you well because you’re ducking out of some friend group drama that you don’t truly need in their own lives right now. Once this sleepy period is over, you’ll be back in video games and fired up for springeven more so than the rest of your friends.


You’ve been watching so much HGTV lately and the organizational glitch has bitten you hard. You feel like you really need to get organized and get your shit together over the next four weeks. Cleaning up some of your clutter is going to clear up your mind. Like, don’t throw out important shit just because it doesn’t “spark joy”( You still need your tax newspapers and shit, sorry ), but take a second to donate clothes you don’t wear, then reward yourself with new ones. Also, all that clarity is going to bringing good vibes your route and ignite a new romance.


OK, Scorpio bestches win horoscope of the week. Lucky motherfuckers. The next four weeks bring popularity, pleasure, success, and romance. Not merely are you going to be living your best life, you’ll be more inspired to put others in a good mood too. People are going to love you so much more. Take it upon yourself to be the group activity organizer the coming week. Your friends could use a girls night or only a chance to squeak with some wine.


You’re feeling various kinds of secretive and sneaky this week. Not that you’re trying to be sketch and conceal stuff from your friends on purpose, you merely want to reveal things on a wished to know basis. You feel like blurting out your good news is going to wrecking it somehow. As long as you aren’t like sleeping with a married dude or banging your friend’s bf, maintaining your lips sealed is not going to cause any problems. It might be the best plan of action because some of the other signs are having a rough go of it and won’t be able to focus on you this week in a manner that is you deserve anyway.


Your fast-paced month continues the coming week, which isn’t all bad. I mean, you might feel like an over-caffeinated Gilmore Girl on the inside, but others still find you charming. So, less vexing than a Gilmore Girl, for sure. The rough patch this week will come on Wednesday when you’ll experience a mechanical failing of some sort. Your printer could jam before a paper is due, you auto might stall on your route to work. Just try to plan ahead as well as is practicable to avoid the problems. If all else fails, call your dad to fix your life for you. Problem solved.


You’re kind of in a panic lately because you feel like you could be stimulating the incorrect options to live your best life. I mean , no one wants to wake up at 90 and realise you wasted a bunch of day on shit you didn’t am worried about. First of all, drink some wine and just chill. You’re going through a stage. Dedicate your current situation some time to breathe the coming week before you make any rash decisions. If you feel this same style in April, then start working on a plan to construct some more drastic changes.


Get pumped, the Sun continues to be in your sign for the coming four weeks. It’s pretty much smooth sailing for you in the week ahead. You might have some detonations from the past blowing up your phone in the next week, though. Even though the attention is nice, don’t be afraid to made them with a “boy bye” if they’re being merely too weird and clingy. No shame in flirting and sending a few cute snaps if you don’t mind the added interactions in your daily schedule. Stay away from dudes that have girlfriends, though. If they do it with you, they’ll do it to you and you’re much better than that. #redflags

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