You Can Get Fucked Up At Barnes& Noble Now

Barnes& Noble, formerly the book store you stopped in when you forgot about Father’s Day or just really had to poop while you were at the mall, is now the book store where you can go to get wasted.

The retailer announced they’re adding beer, wine and a better menu to a few conception stores around the country in 2017.

On top of their normal cafe items, they’ll offer breakfast, lunch, and dinner offerings with a wait staff.

The move is part of the company’s efforts to, well, induce some damn fund. Apparently the numbers for fiscal year 2016 weren’t up to par, so they’re reimagining what a volume store can be. What a time to be alive.

Now you are able to shop for vacation gifts for family members you don’t care about and enjoy a nice ros at the same period. Voices like a win-win.

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