Why Is EVERYTHING Green For St. Patricks Day ?!?

When you think of St. Patrick’s Day, you probably think of leprechauns, clovers, and, of course, the colour green. Green is festive! Green is fun! People dye all the things green!

This is not always a good thing.

Of course it’s fun to get into the vacation spirit, and some things can be dyed green with no issue, but others? Other things just don’t need to be green.

We’re looking at you, bacon!


Green bread usually means mold. MOLD.

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Sure, it seems furry and festive. But it’s just waiting for you to get tipsy on green beer so it can legislate it’s plan for revenge.


Keep the green to the sprinkles on my donut, please.

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Green eggs are the devil…or deviled.

Cheers to that!

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