This guy gets on an airplane and takes the window seat.
He gets comfortable and determines in for his flight from Tokyo to Hong Kong. Then all of a sudden a woman sits next to him and instantly he becomes thwarted and disgusted. He describes his encounter 😛 TAGEND
Hi! How are you? The woman smiled as she took the seat beside me. She had to lower herself slowly, squeezing her ample bottom into the seat, filling all available space .
Positioning herself comfortably, she plopped her enormous limb on our common armrest. Her immensity saturated the space around us, shrinking me and my seat into insignificance.
I cringed and reclined towards the window.
She leaned towards me and repeated her greet in an upbeat, friendly voice. Her face towered above my head, forcing me to turn to look at her. Hi, I replied with obvious loathing.
I turned away to stare out the cabin window, sulking mutely about the long hours of discomfort I was going to experience with this monster beside me.
She nudged me with her meaty limb. My name is Laura. Im from Britain. How about you? Japan?
Malaysia, I barked.
Im so sorry! Will you accept my heartfelt apology? Come, shake my hand. If were going to expend six hours side-by-side on this flight, marriage better be friends, dont you think? A palm waved in front of my face. I shook the hand reluctantly, still silent.
Laura started a conversation with me, taking no a written notice of my unfriendly reactions. She talked excitedly about herself and her trip to Hong Kong to see her friends. She rattled off a listing of things she was going to buy for her students in the boarding school where she was teaching.
I dedicated her one-word answers to her the issue of me. Unperturbed by my coldness, she nodded as she made appreciative commentaries to my answers. Her voice was warm and caring. She was considerate and obliging when we were served drinks and meals, inducing sure that I had room to maneuver in my seat. I dont wishes to clobber you with my elephant sizing! she said with utmost sincerity.
To my amaze, her face which repulsed me hours before , now opened into extraordinary smiles, lively and soothe at the same time. I couldnt assist but let down my guard slowly .
Laura was an interesting conversationalist. She was well read in many topics from doctrine to science. She turned a seemingly unimportant subject into something to explore and understand. Her commentaries were humorous and inspirational. When our topic turned to cultures, I was agreeably surprised by her intelligent comments and well-thought-out analysis.
During our conversation, Laura managed to induce every cabin crew who served us walk away laughing at her jokes.
When a flight attendant was clearing our plates, Laura cracked several jokes about her sizing. The flight attendant roared with laugh as she grabbed Lauras hand, You genuinely make my day!
For the next few minutes, Laura listened attentively and dedicated pointers to the flight attendants weight problem. The grateful attendant said before she rushed off, Ive got to work. Ill come back afterward and talk to you about it.
I asked Laura, Have you ever thought about losing some weight?
No. Ive worked hard to get this way. Why would I want to give it up?
You arent worried about cardiovascular disease that come with being overweight?
Not at all. You only get the diseases if youre worried about your weight all the time. You consider advertisements from slimming centres that say,` Liberate yourself from your extra baggage so that you are free to be yourself. Its rubbish! Youre liberated only if youre comfortable about who you are, and what you look like any time of the working day and anytime of the year! Why would I want to garbage my time on slimming regimes when I have so many other important things to do and so many people to be friends with? I feed healthily and stroll regularly; Im this sizing because I am born to be big! There is more to life than are concerned about weight the working day long.
She sipped at her wine. Besides, God gives me so much happiness that I need a bigger body to hold all of it! Why would I lose weight to lose my happiness? Taken aback by her reasoning, I chuckled.
Laura continued. Folks often consider me as a fat lady with big bosoms, big thighs and a big bottom that no man would even bother to cast a glance at. They consider me as a slob. They believe Im lazy and have no willpower. Theyre incorrect. She held up her glass to a occur flight attendant. More of this magnificent wine, please. She smiled sweetly at the attendant. Great service from your crew. May God bless all of you.
She turned to me, Im actually a slim person inside. Im so full of energy that people wont be able to keep up with me. This extra flesh is here to slow me down, otherwise Ill be running everywhere chasing after humen!
Do humen chase after you? I asked jokingly.
Of course they do. Im blithely married but humen still keep proposing to me.
Most of them have relationship problems and there is a requirement to someone to confide in. For some reason, they like to talk to me. I believe I should have been a counsellor instead of a school teacher!
Laura paused before she said thoughtfully, You know, the relationship between men and women is so complicated. Women worship men and call them,` Honey until they find out they have been lied to, and then they turn into bitter gourds! Men love females so much that they consider them as their soul mate until they look at their charge card bills, and then females become demons with tridents!
Lauras enthralling conversation had turned the flight into something exhaustively enjoyable. I was also fascinated by the way people were drawn to her. By the end of the flight, almost half the cabin crew was standing near the aisle by us, giggling and joking with Laura. The passengers around us joined in the merry-making too. Laura was the centre of attention, filling the cabin with delightful warmth.
When we waved goodbye to each other at the arrival lounge at Hong Kongs Kai Tak Airport, I watched her walking towards a big group of adoring adults and kids. Cheers sounded as different groups hugged and kissed Laura. She turned around and winked at me.
I was stunned, as the realization set in: Laura was the most beautiful woman I had ever is in conformity with my life.”
Wow, pretty incredible story, right? It’s good to know that even dorks can be reformed in only hours. This guy genuinely came around and realized what true beauty is all about! Share this story with all your friends and family!