HomeOther Here’s What You’re Like In Bed Based On Your Drink Of Choice August 21, 2017 Other No Comments Tweet Pin It Beer You’re either a super average dude or a girl who tries a too hard to prove how ~*~ shivering ~*~ she is. If you’re the former, you think there are only four positions, but at the least you’ve mastered them. If you’re the latter, despite your bravado, you are very submissive in the bedroom. You’ll talk shit in the bar, but want to be predominated when you get alone with someone. Red wine You’re incredibly sensual. Like, “youre supposed to” listen to Prince all day long in preparation for a date. Sex with you is a fulfilling of the senses: hearing, sight, touch, odor, taste. You want every part of someone, and for them to have every part of you. White wine You fake orgasms. A lot. Ros You suppose enjoying doggy style somehow constructs you kinky. Honey. No. people like doggy style. Mimosa You’re a huge fan of morning sex. You’re relatively vanilla, but will have the occasional” let’s try some weird shit” night. Sexuality with you is always enjoyable, even if it’s a little predictable sometimes. Margarita You’ve had sex in a bar bathroom before. And frankly, you’d do it again. Rum and coke You’re not flashy or too flirtatious. But you’re a VERY altruistic lover. Like, someone should give you an award. Because, damn. Whiskey neat You think you’re amazing in bed. You’re just okay. Vodka You’ve had( or thought about having) a threesome and ended up not being that into it. Gin and tonic You’re so fucking cool. Like, you simply are. You’re funny and effervescent, and a ton of fun in the sack. Manhattan Who do you think you are, Don Draper? You don’t get laid enough in order to be allowed to even theorize what you’re like in bed. Read more: About The Author Related Posts Other What It’s Like When You Can’t ... By October 22, 2017 Other Woman stuck in bath for four ... By October 24, 2017 Other I Want An Every Day Kind ... By September 22, 2017 Leave a Reply Cancel reply Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.