Here’s What You’re Like In Bed Based On Your Drink Of Choice


You’re either a super average dude or a girl who tries a too hard to prove how ~*~ shivering ~*~ she is. If you’re the former, you think there are only four positions, but at the least you’ve mastered them. If you’re the latter, despite your bravado, you are very submissive in the bedroom. You’ll talk shit in the bar, but want to be predominated when you get alone with someone.

Red wine

You’re incredibly sensual. Like, “youre supposed to” listen to Prince all day long in preparation for a date. Sex with you is a fulfilling of the senses: hearing, sight, touch, odor, taste. You want every part of someone, and for them to have every part of you.

White wine

You fake orgasms. A lot.


You suppose enjoying doggy style somehow constructs you kinky. Honey. No. people like doggy style.


You’re a huge fan of morning sex. You’re relatively vanilla, but will have the occasional” let’s try some weird shit” night. Sexuality with you is always enjoyable, even if it’s a little predictable sometimes.


You’ve had sex in a bar bathroom before. And frankly, you’d do it again.

Rum and coke

You’re not flashy or too flirtatious. But you’re a VERY altruistic lover. Like, someone should give you an award. Because, damn.

Whiskey neat

You think you’re amazing in bed. You’re just okay.


You’ve had( or thought about having) a threesome and ended up not being that into it.

Gin and tonic

You’re so fucking cool. Like, you simply are. You’re funny and effervescent, and a ton of fun in the sack.


Who do you think you are, Don Draper? You don’t get laid enough in order to be allowed to even theorize what you’re like in bed.

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