Betchy NY Governor Cuomo Wants You To Get Legally Wasted In Movie Theaters

Everyone on the entire planet knows New York is betchy af as far as countries run. Besides NYC being a betchs playground, earlier this year a brunch bill was passed so we could start drinking as soon as we wake up on Sundays and last week they passed legislation that induces sure New Yorkers have access to copay-less family planning, and now Governor Cuomo is at it again. Apparently, New Yorks badass governor is asking the State Liquor Authority( yo, you hiring ?) to give all of the states movie theaters the ability to serve brew and wine. Because who wants to go insure sober? Fucking nobody.

The idea comes from the fact that movie theater sales are down from shit like online streaming and OnDemand because nobody wants to pay 15 fucking dollars to watch a damn movie in public. Cuomo knows us all too well and thinks well start going back to the movies if theres booze involved. Or maybe hes just sick of having to sneak a flask into the theater, seeing as that’s probs frowned upon when you’re the governor of v important country. Idk. Either style, were all pulling for this shit to go through because everything is better with a drink.

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