The trailer for the new season of “The Bachelorette” fell yesterday, and I don’t know about you guys, but I am STOKED.
My eyes were glued to the television during thelast season of “The Bachelor.” Partially because I supposed Ben wassmoking hot, and partly because I really do fall for the bullsh* t that is this reality show.
I believe with every fiber of my being that hearts get broken, loveis found and the wins have a real shot atforever.I’m 100 percent not ashamed to admit this. Like, I refresh Lauren B’s Instagramtwice a day to see if she posts a new pic of her with Ben becauseI just want some confirmationthat they’re still goingstrong.
Butanyway, this isn’t about Lauren B. Thisis about JOJO, aka the new Bachelorette.
I liked JoJo last season. I really did. I definitelydidn’t guess she’d win — Lauren B had that sh* t in the bag from day one — but I supposed she was a cute, approachable daughter whoI could totally ensure myself being friends with. I entail, in the first episode, sheshowed up wearing a unicornhead when she got out of the limo. That is objectively funny.