5 Reason JoJo’s Season Of ‘The Bachelorette’ Will Be The Most Dramatic Yet

The trailer for the new season of “The Bachelorette” fell yesterday, and I don’t know about you guys, but I am STOKED.

My eyes were glued to the television during thelast season of “The Bachelor.” Partially because I supposed Ben wassmoking hot, and partly because I really do fall for the bullsh* t that is this reality show.

I believe with every fiber of my being that hearts get broken, loveis found and the wins have a real shot atforever.I’m 100 percent not ashamed to admit this. Like, I refresh Lauren B’s Instagramtwice a day to see if she posts a new pic of her with Ben becauseI just want some confirmationthat they’re still goingstrong.

Butanyway, this isn’t about Lauren B. Thisis about JOJO, aka the new Bachelorette.

I liked JoJo last season. I really did. I definitelydidn’t guess she’d win — Lauren B had that sh* t in the bag from day one — but I supposed she was a cute, approachable daughter whoI could totally ensure myself being friends with. I entail, in the first episode, sheshowed up wearing a unicornhead when she got out of the limo. That is objectively funny.

In addition to being an all-around great catch as both a friend and a significant other, I also really guess JoJo is going to bring the drama this season.Here’s why.

1. There’s ALREADY drama becauseof her.

We all know Cailawas supposed to be the Bachelorette this season, but the producers came in and did a little last minute switcheroo to makeJoJo the starring instead. So while JoJo is going to get fame and fortune and dozens of men vying for her affection this season, Caila is justwriting ablog.

Not saying thatJoJo had literally anything to do with any of this. But, still. DRAMA.

2. Herbrothers are going to provide SO MUCH MORE DRAMA.

Remember JoJo’s aggressively overbearing friends from the hometown visit that frightened the sh* t out of poor Ben?

Can you imagine how they’re going to act now that JoJo is the onechoosing a man? I bet JoJo will fall in love with a person who had won’t satisfy their standards, sothey’ll force her to pick someone elsewith a better task because “you needsomeone who supports you, JoJo.”

See? I’m already crafting elaborated drama that doesn’teven exist yet. I can’t evenIMAGINE what real drama will come to fruition.

3. She’s no-nonsense, which inherently breeds drama.

When Ben told her he loved her, she looked at him quizzically and was like, “Are you … allowed to say that? ” We were ALL wondering that, but I’m so glad JoJo actually saidit.

Which means she won’t be afraid totell it like “its with” other sh* t, too. I can’t wait to see where THAT get her.

4. Maybe her ex will make another dramatic appearance.

Last season, JoJo’s lovesick ex-boyfriend( aka what many of my friends believed was the producers actually stirring the pot a little bit) decided to drop off a corsage of flowers and a note at her doorstep before Ben came over for the hometown sessions. JoJo was pissed.

But perhaps he’ll make ANOTHER appearance, you guys.PERHAPS HE’LL CARRY A BOOMBOX THIS TIME.

F* ck yes. The drama.

5. I want to protect her like I want to protect a friend, so she’s going to cultivate drama in ME.

If you follow her on Instagram, you’ll should be noted that she’s just like you and me. She posts selfies, scenes withher friends, quotes, pic stitches, and more. Also, as evidenced by last season, she alternates liftingweights with sips of wine.

In other words, bitch might as well have been your college roommate bestie.

Because she is so similar to me, I ensure her as a friend, and I don’t want her to get hurt. So I’m going to rootfor her in the same way thatI’d root for all mygirlfriends to not let assh* le humen hurt them. And that will breed a lot of anxiety( read: drama) in me.

Damn. I’m counting the f* ck down to May 23. Hopefully you all are, too.

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