5 Quick Beauty Hacks To Take Your Look From Office Professional To Happy Hour Hoe

Its Friday, which entails Ill be binge drinking coffee until its socially acceptable to switch to wine. Frankly, by the time Friday rolls around Im literally depleted. Ive worked, like, five days in a row and my will to live is about as thin as my coworkers eyebrows rn. Like, for god’s sake Belinda HELP YOURSELF, I BEG OF YOU. So, yeah, Ive been V busy the coming week and truly require a nap and/ or a vodka soda stat.

And you can guaran-fucking-tee that when 5 o’clock hits itll is just like a scene out of happening in my office. Think bippity boppity boo but more ho. Its taken me years to perfect the day-to-night beauty appear that frequents both my Instagram story and the 3-6 guys I Snapchat between the hours of 9pm and 3am. I feel the only person who can properly convey this transition is Kelly Kapoor aka my #OfficeBFFGoals 😛 TAGEND

^^^ Actual footage of me at 4:59 pm

^^^ And at 5:01 pm

Miracles happen every day Friday, people. And that miracle can happen for you too, so listen up because here are some basic beauty hacks that will take your look from Pam Beesly to Kelly Kapoor before you can say Id like to start a tab, please 😛 TAGEND

1. Extend Your Eyeliner

Because nothing says lets get fucked up like the girl who walks into a bar rocking a full-on cat eye. This is one of the easiest ways to take your appear from acceptable to be out in public to no paparazzi please. Give yourself an edgier vibe by lining the inner rim and running ham with your mascara.

2. Get Bold With Your Lip Color

Id like to be clear here, getting bold with your lip coloring does not mean copying a appear you ensure on any type of social media story by one of Hollywood’s thirstiest teen starrings( looking at you, Ariel Winter ). If you do this and I see you at happy hour it will not seem good for you on my Snapchat story. That being said, Im not going to assume what type of Friday night plans you have but I am going to say that your lip game does tell a story .~ ATAGEND Dont let that tale say desperate to look like Kylie Jenner.

3. Invest In Dry Shampoo

A good dry shampoo actually saves lives and why Sephora hasn’t picked up that tagline yet I will never understand. First, it acts as an oil absorber, which we all know you need because you 100% skipped that shower this morning in favor of an extra 15 minutes sleep. And, like, same girl. But the true magical of a dry shampoo is the extra volume it gives your hair. A few spritzes and your hair is showing more life than Nick Viall’s dancing career.

4. Use Blotting Paper

People dont simply wake up appearing fresh-faced, theres actually a whole lot of shit they put on top of their real face to seem fresh. And oil-blotting paper is key to that process. Throughout the day your face builds up more petroleum than a dollar slice and, trust me , no one wants to see that shit at the bar. Swipe an oil-blotting paper like Mac’s Blot Film a few periods across your face for a flawless finish that even the fuckboys on your Snap rotation can’t miss.

5. Make Mascara The Real MVP

This one is pretty basic, but then again Ive also had to spell out why you can’t just dye the roots of your hair all the colours of the rainbow because the internet tells you to, so I guess Ill spell this one out for you too. Volumizing mascara is a V important part of my smize game and is an essential part of my office to happy hour ho transformation. Be sure to use a long-lasting, smudge resistant mascara to keep your eyes seeming beautiful and vibrant even after those four vodka sodas.

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