15 Movie And Alcohol Pairings For The Single Girl On Valentine’s Day

Its February. Its virtually Valentines Day. F* CKKKKK.

You guys, I get it. I get how much you want to hang yourself on the working day if youre single AF like me. This Valentines Day will be my 26 th consecutive Valentine’s Day as a single girl( stay tuned for the article to go ).

But I refuse to expend it feeling sorry for myself, like I have every other year. I also refuse to let you guys indulge in self-pity. So I’ve put together a list of romantic movies and the appropriate alcohol pairing so you can chuckle, call and get f* cked up all at the same time.


“Bridget Joness Diary”+ Vodka

Bridget doesnt mess around — and neither should be used. If you truly wishes to take a page from her book, you’ve gotta go with a vodka bottle to the face.

I highly recommend maintaining a pint of ice cream on hand. ThisBernie Sanders Ben& Jerry’sshould do the trick, because why not support American politics while you get fat?

Invest in Skyy or something. You don’t want to deal with the hangover that comes with well vodka.

“The Notebook”+ Red Wine

You already know youre going to cry your eyes out. Might as well get hysterical while indulgingin a full-bodied red wine. It’s so romantic, just like Ryan Gosling.

“Vicky Cristina Barcelona”+ Tequila Shots

I have to admit I stopped watching this movie about an hour in because it was that dumb. But what the movie lacks in profundity, it builds up for in sexiness. EVERYONE IN THIS FILM IS HELLA SEXY, which is why the drink needs to be just as sexy. Hell, perhaps drinking it will even inspire you to go out and score a Valentine’s Day bang.

If you want to turn it into a drinking game: Take a shot of Patron every time ScarJo builds you question your sexuality.

“Must Love Dogs”+ Pinot Grigio

This isnt precisely a mind-boggling movie, so it doesnt require a super-heavy drink to complement it. White wine is the perfect drink because it’s just as digestible as the plot.

Dont let my rules weigh you down. Feel free to pair any white wine with any basic bitch rom-coms, like chardonnay with “1 3 Running On 30 ”( because 30 is ripen and chardonnay is the driest of the whites ), or Reisling with “Hes Just Not That Into You”( because Ginnifer Goodwin plays the super SWEET yet unbelievably neurotic protagonist ).

“Friends With Benefits”+ Keystone Light

This movie is just, like, mad cold. Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake are literally merely sitting on a couch watching sports and straight-up chilling half the time. So you need a CHILL beer. Natty Light, Bud Light, Keystone Light. Stay light, my friends.

“When Harry Met Sally”+ Champagne

Would a single girls Valentines movie list truly be legit without a Meg Ryan movie? The scenes in this classic all lead up to that one epic conversation at a New Year’s party, so.

Dont be cheap, either. Splurge on the pricey sh* t. Stimulate it count for this hard-to-beat classic.

“Pretty Woman”+ Scotch( Neat)

This movie is all about having class and good taste( and, uh, being a hooker ), which is why opting for a Glenlivet merely builds sense. Pair your scotch with a side of caviar, if you are able afford it.( I say treat yourself because you’re single on V-Day, and this is the time to do merely that .)

Something sparkly would do just fine here, too. It truly merely depends on whether you’retrying to channel Julia Roberts or Richard Gere. They’re both BAMFs, so it’s hard to choose.

“5 00 Days Of Summer”+ PBR

Whip out a can of an uber-hipster brew for this uber-hipster goodie. Four cans in and youll be jamming along to The Smiths and Regina Spektor.

Besides, Zooey Deschanel probably wouldn’t be friends with you if you drank anythingless hipstery.

“1 6 Candles”+ Vodka Cranberry

This was the first rom-comyou ever saw, and the vodka cranwas the first mixed drink you ever drank. It merely builds sense theyd go together. Pretty self-explanatory.

“Forgetting Sarah Marshall”+ Sex On The Beach

Id rather be on a beach off the coast of some obscure Pacific Island than cooped up in my cold-ass apartment in my cold-ass city in the dead of February. But since I cant be because Im a) violated AF and b) dont have a fan willing to take me on vacation. So I’m just going to go ahead and feign I’m on the beach with Russell Brand and screwing his hot, British brains out.

“Love Actually”+ Alcoholic Eggnog

This holiday-centric bad boy goes witha warm and comforting drink. You might as well throw on a turtleneck sweater, too.

If you don’t like eggnog, THAT’S YOUR PROBLEM.

“Amlie”+ Spiked Tea+ A Baguette

“Amlie, ” for those of you who haven’t find it, is a cute French movie with an equally cute leading lady, so you need to drink something sophisticated, like tea. Here’s where you have a bit more creative freedom. I suggest Jack Daniels mixed withhoney and chamomile tea. Mmmm.

Oh, and you NEED the baguette, because that’s how they do it in Europe. If youre not a bread person, you’re a total weir I entail, chocolate or cheese will do just fine.

“Titanic”+ Dark and Stormy

THIS IS STILL MY FAVORITE MOVIE EVER. Rose, you bitch, why the f* ck did you have to let go? Why couldn’t you lie the other way on that damn floating wooden committee and make room for the supposed love of your life?

By the end of this movie, everyone dies( NEED I REMIND YOU, JACK, THAT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO ), so it’s pertinentyou drink something equally as dark as the depths of Roses soul. Rum all the way, baby.

“Bridesmaids”+ Ros

The only way to get through this movie from start to finish is to drink something super f* cking girly. If it isnt pink and sparkling, it isnt the right drink, and you’re going to be depressed about being eternally a bridesmaid, never the bride.

Pro-tip: Pop a Xanax with your bubbly. Just one, ladies. No one wants to find you dead in your homeon Valentines Day.

“Knocked Up”+ Weed

Seth Rogen was stoned during the shooting of this movie.( OK, I dont know that for a fact, but Im 99.7 percent sure he was .)

If you dont have one of those easily transportable baby bongs, you need to get on that. Bowls are overrated, and itll take longer to get on Rogens level by hitting a bowl.

Any Judd Apatow film will do here, so go crazy.

Who tells Valentine’s Day has to suck for singles ?! Now go forth and get f* cked up!

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